I post this here in the sure knowldge that it's the sort of thing that most of my friends will find highly amusing.
"Following a link, I came to the San-X Web site. The site's in Japanese, so I'm not sure what's going on, but it seems that San-X develops “Hello Kitty”-style characters, with the irony already built-in, and then markets zillions of products based on those characters.
Despite the language barrier, I decided to borrow some images from their site and take my best guess at the identities of the members of the San-X family."
Lazy Panda Zombie
The zombie is a panda. But it will not eat brains because he is too lazy. Get up, lazy panda, and eat brains! You are so lazy! But he is too lazy. All right, no brains today!
Baffling Cuteness (Ftrain.com)